Add a little attitude to your tabletop with this hilariously bold coaster set. Crafted from elegant marble and warm acacia wood, these coasters are as classy as they are crass. Each one features a different laser-engraved phrase guaranteed to get a laugh and protect your furniture at the same time.
Set Includes:
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“We use coasters cuz we classy and shit”
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“Use a coaster or I’ll punch you in the throat”
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“Just in case you ever put that drink down”
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“Don’t fck up the table”*
Perfect for housewarmings, host gifts, or just upgrading your own bar cart with a dose of humor. Functional, fabulous, and not for the faint of heart.
Details:
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Set of 4 coasters
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Size: approx. 4" x 4"
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Material: Acacia wood + white marble
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Laser engraved – won’t fade or peel
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Wipe clean only
Because manners matter—even when you're sassy.
